A White Evangelical MAGA [WEM] Dies and …

A white evangelical MAGA [WEM] dies and goes to the Pearly Gates where he meets the Pearly Gate Concierge [PGC] in charge of entries. Following is their conversation.

WEM: Knocking on the gates he says, “I’m here for my place in heaven”.
PCG: “Let me check our records.” In moment PCG says,”your not on the list”,
WEM: “I am sure I am. Can you check again.”
PCG: “Nope, your not on the list.”
WEM: “That’s impossible, I followed all the teachings of the Bible.”
PCG: “Really, how about bearing false witness.”
WEM: “Never.”
PCG: “How about all the lies Trump has said and his supporters have either agreed to or repeated.”
WEM: “Do those count?”
PCG: Yes, absolutely!”
WEM: “Oh oh.”
PCG “Did you love your neighbor.”
WEM: “Yes, absolutely.”
PCG: “How about neighbors who are of color, or members of the LGBTQ communities.”
WEM: “Do those count?”
PCG: “Absolutely.”
WEM: “Really?”
PCG: “Yes.”
WEM: “Oh, oh.”
PCG: “Did live the message of the Good Samaritan or teachings of the Beatitudes?”
WEM: “Yes, absolutely.”
PCG: “You supported US legislation that ended aid to poor people throughout the world which saved over 90 million people in the last 20+ years. Millions will die including children because of this.”
WEM: “Yes but they were mostly destitute people in Africa. Does that count?”
PCB: “Yes, absolutely.”
WEM: “Oh oh.”
PCB: You were charged with helping the poor with food, health care and a place to live. But you supported legislation which ended help for them.”
WEM: “But they were poor and did not have any money. Does that count.”
PEB: “Yes.”
WEM: “Oh oh.”
PCB: “The beautiful planet that God gave you is being destroyed by climate change and you did nothing.”
WEM: “Climate change is a hoax. If it was true, God would have sent a message.”
PCB: “God did send lots of messages. God sent very bright people who have been giving you warnings and actions how to restore the beauty God gave you and your ignored all of them.”
WEM: “Oh oh. Does all this mean I am not getting in? I did believe in the teachings of Jesus.”
PCB: “How can you believe the teachings of Jesus if you actually never followed them?”
WEM: “What happens now? Can I just say I am sorry and then I will be forgiven?”
PCB: “You are forgiven, but you are still not on my list. You see that gate over there with the line. Go get in that line and you will be given instructions when you get to the front.”
WEM: “That line looks like it goes forever. How long will it takes to get to the front?”
PCB: “You remember the stories about the rich men from when Jesus lived?”
WEM: “Yes.”
PCB: “Well, their towards the front of the line.”
WEM: “Oh oh.”