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Suggestions for New Republican Mottos?

I heard the Republican Party is looking for new motto, so I am working on some suggestions which are listed below.

Billionaires will inherit the earth. No one cares about the meek. Vote Republican

Borrow and Spend Borrow and Spend. We spend OPM without end. Vote Republican

If God wanted you to be rich, you would have been born with money. Vote Republican

Thou shall not bear false witness. Exceptions include Trump, his advisors, all of his supporters, and of course his media supporters. Vote Republican

Love your neighbor as long as your neighbor is a white straight male. Vote Republican

There is no such thing as climate change. Or tornadoes, hurricanes, flooding and wildfires. Vote Republican

Billionaires are our future, children are on their own. Vote Republican

If God wanted you to have health care, you would have been born in a different country. Vote Republican

Guns don’t kill people. People kill people using guns and were good with that. Vote Republican

Women, your bodies, our rules. Vote Republican

Stop the discrimination against white men. Vote Republican

Republicans control the Presidency, Senate and House. See, being dumb works. Vote Republican

Intelligence is overrated. Vote Republican

Natural disasters are caused by cloud seeding. Vote Republican

God Great, God is Good. God loves rich white people, living in a wealthy hood. Vote Republican